voldemoffat asked: CAN THE THING BE TO HAVE A SPN MARATHON AND CRY TOGETHER PLEASE
Well, I almost never cry but I’ll pinch myself a little for you to see if I can get a little wet.
Whelp. Just got about 5 followers for…I’m not sure why.
In any case, here’s a welcome and a thanks.
WHY CAN’T I HAVE CUTE BOY DO CUTE THING WITH
I AM CUTE BOY LET DO THING
BOY1 THINK HE BEST. NO. THING DONE BETTER IF DONE WITH ME.
You piece of shit, who do you think you are adding an unnecessary comment to my unnecessary comment? You don’t even know what the “thing” is, anyway. I’ll probably be better at it than you. We both know I’ve always been better than you.
My poor, irrelevant cunt simply because you don’t know what the ‘thing’ is does not mean no one does. I know perfectly well what it is. In fact while you have been wasting your life getting your hand spliced open, tying others up for pleasure, not cutting your hair, being inadequate, tearing up over a gay angel and his pie-devouring-lover, giving yourself premature carpal tunnel from feverishly playing with yourself over video game females…and aliens…I have become a renown expert in the field of the ‘thing’. Now if you’d ever so kindly, fuck off..
P.S this pseudo-superiority bullshit cannot withstand prolonged contact with an entity so blatant better…like me
You talk big.
I don’t need to.
Anonymous asked: I was worried I was annoying you. i was under the impression that you loved anons
Hm. Ok, here’s the deal: I do love anons. I love anons because I am a total attention whore (seriously, that’s what the ask button says; you should know!). I like talking to people online. It’s fresh and new and interesting. HOWEVER I AM CURIOUS AS FUCK. Every time I get anons, I get really happy and really hellbent on finding out who they are. I just like to know who I’m talking to. If I do know, then it’s easier for me to get to know you and form a decent profile. Basically, anons can be fun, but they are not conducive to creating friendships with any kind of depth. Of course, this is a generalization and there are always exceptions. Also, there have been one or two folks who went on anon to admit a crush and they knew me in real life do you know what that does to me I didn’t sleep that night.
(also, almost all of the rage and dissatisfaction I may seem to pour into my writing can be taken as a joke)
I love you. You do not annoy me.
The Tactical Kilt
What started off as an April Fool’s joke by 5.11 Tactical turned out to be so popular that people began calling and emailing on how to order it. Although they did sell it for a while, they have since discontinued the kilt, although other companies have filled the void with their own versions.
You can read the story of its accidental conception as well as the parkour video of them in the kilts that turned from joke into production.